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[07 Dec 2009|08:20pm] |
{Warded Private}
Here goes, Fred. As much as I miss you, I really hope I'm not seeing your handsome mug anytime soon. Hope no one else does, either. I'll get one of them for you, though.
Watch out for me, yeah?
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| 019. |
[07 Nov 2009|12:37am] |
{Warded to Rookwood}
Don't you dare say another fucking word to my sister. If you want to boast to someone, boast to me.
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| 018. |
[22 Oct 2009|01:20pm] |
{Warded to Anthony Goldstein, Morag MacDougal, Terry Boot, & Michael Corner}
So we have another DA meeting tonight, and Padma's still not sure she wants to participate in the practical part what with the magic use and all. How have you guys been handling it? I'm trying to help her practice, but it's a bit rough, and I'm not sure what advice to give her. I can't imagine going nearly five months without using magic.
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| 017. |
[04 Oct 2009|01:19am] |
{Warded to the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione, Padma, Alicia}
You lot all right? I've got burns up my shins and a bit of glass in my back but that's it. Took a younger blonde girl to Mungo's and Ron's here getting his arm fixed up, but there are loads of people here in really serious condition.
This has got to stop happening.
I'm pretty low on the priority to heal up, so if there's anyone you want me to check in on...
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| 016. |
[30 Sep 2009|08:43pm] |
{Warded to Padma}
Told you.
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| 015. |
[27 Sep 2009|07:41pm] |
{Warded to the Weasleys, Fleur, Harry, Hermione, Alicia, Cho, Katie, Angelina, Lee, and Padma}
Okay, just to make sure everyone knows. I'm okay. The Death Eater was more interested in mutilating my poor shop than doing me much harm, so he got away after a scuffle but not much else. Ginny and Harry have been over here for awhile helping me clean up, which is brilliant, although the DMLE has to finish picking around at everything before we can really start fixing things. We'll probably stop soon, but if anyone needs me for the next week, I'll probably be busy trying to stay in business and fix this.
Ron, would you be able to work some overtime so we can still send out things ordered by catalogue?
I'm going to stay at Bill's, I think. Just in case they come back, I guess.
Mum, we haven't had supper... do you think you could send us a bite?
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| 014. |
[27 Sep 2009|12:45pm] |
{Warded Private}
I'll kill them.
You do not fuck with Fred and George's business and get away with it. Fred would
I'd been doing okay so far, I've been having trouble with new products but I was able to keep sales up and bloody hell a whole side of the place is fucking torched
FUCK.
I have had enough of these pieces of shit messing with my life.
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[19 Sep 2009|04:31pm] |
{Warded to Padma Patil}
So, how're you feeling? Up for tonight or should we take a raincheck?
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| 012. |
[13 Sep 2009|03:49am] |
{Warded to Molly Weasley}
Hey, Mum.
You know, I was just thinking, since obviously it's important to keep one's mother in the loop on such things, Ginny and Harry are officially dating again, now that the war and that rubbish is over. As a concerned older brother to Ginny and as a friend of Harry's, one thing has come to my attention:
Harry never had parents to give him The Talk. And he's dating Ginny.
That just doesn't seem right to me.
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| 011. |
[13 Sep 2009|03:28am] |
{Warded to Kingsley Shacklebolt}
You owe me BIG for giving my mum a journal, Shacklebolt.
You can start by getting me a copy of Harry's work schedule.
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| 010. |
[11 Sep 2009|04:00am] |
{Warded to Padma Patil}
Are you okay? Did you hear about Do you think life chooses to be ironic or is it just some awful fucking twist of random probability I wish I'm a selfish git. Do you realise that? Fred I'm no good at this. Today was
You awake?
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| 009. |
[11 Sep 2009|03:41am] |
{Warded Private}
Really? Really? A day like this just had to go south, didn't it. No, George Weasley, you and all your mates and all those kids can't have a good bloody month, oh no. We, the omnipotent whosits, are going to get a bunch of volunteers, a good lot of them teenagers, nearly killed. In fact, some are still at Mungo's, which who knows what sort of potion in their lungs and shrapnel in
I went on a date today. Sort of. It was bloody legit. Fun. There was talking, and some laughing, and I had a mind to take her hand at the end of the D.A. meeting but that wasn't really the time or place. In fact, I was in such a good mood after being a brilliant thinker and having come up with this idea that pretty much everyone recognised was brilliant, and having an afternoon with a pretty girl, I even popped by the Burrow. I don't know why the fuck I did it, I guess my flat was giving off a lonely hermit aura, so I went over to Mum and Dad's only to find Mum sobbing on the sofa as Dad and Bill sat there looking like ghosts even when they were trying to comfort her.
I almost just turned and left but Bill noticed me. I saw Mum do that double-take. I know she did. She tried to pretend she didn't but she did and I didn't know what the hell was going on until Dad turned up the wireless.
Mum was just about to fuss all over me, but I apparated back to my flat before she could. I couldn't even say anything. My Mum, crying her bloody eyes out to me and I apparated away like the twat I am, but I couldn't deal with it.
No, George Weasley, that good day you were having? We've bent it over and went to fucking town, but don't you worry - at least this wall didn't kill anyone. Supposedly.
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| 008. |
[21 Aug 2009|06:48pm] |
That's so fucking funny. I know I laughed. I wonder if it was random or if they opened up the Floo Book and picked addresses like every fifteen year old boy does for prank calls.
Really uncreative, though. Shame. Fred and I used to do so much better.
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| 007. |
[16 Aug 2009|09:29pm] |
{Warded Private}
It was Ginny's birthday, and it was hard to think of a gift for her. A package of the witches' line from the shop? Where's the creativity in that? Any girl can come buy that. Our presents for Gin have always been something different. Business is going to slump if I don't get my bloody thinking cap back on but I'm not sure how anymore. Every time I sit down to hash out something new or brainstorm, I hit this wall and end up just spending an hour staring at some blank parchment. Fred and I used to be able to spend hours thinking of hundreds of ideas, I couldn't write fast enough. I remember one night, when we really solidified the shop's name and concept we broke two dictaquills because we were talking so fast and we had to resort to writing on the backs of our school essays. McGonagall loved that.
Can I really even do this without him? I told Padma the store is the only reason I've been able to get out of bed every day and keep going, and it pretty much is, but it all reminds me of him twenty-four seven too. Just like my flat. Just like my fucking face.
I should really go through his stuff.
I don't think I can yet.
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| 006. |
[28 Jul 2009|08:37am] |
{Warded to Ron}
So, are you much into this boycotting business?
Also, DEAREST ickle brother of mine. Have you ever considered going into small business?
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| 005. |
[28 Jul 2009|08:06am] |
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| 004. |
[07 Jul 2009|11:46am] |
{Warded to Fred Katie, Angelina, Alicia, Lee, & Cho}
Does it feel odd to anyone else being the 'older generation' of the DA? We still have the coins, we came when called to the battle - yet Harry and his mates were all busy their last year, either at school or off being heroes or whatnot, and we just never experienced 'The Carrows'.
Fred and I kept ourselves plenty occupied, being in the Order but it all just feels... weird. They're going under 'adults' noses, but we're adults and George Weasley doesn't do adult well at all.
Oh - I'm out of Mungo's, by the way. At the Burrow with Mum fretting like I lost another appendage or something. No worries though, all patched up and full of poundcake.
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| 003. |
[14 Jun 2009|08:53pm] |
{Warded Private}
If anyone ever pretends to be Fred, I'll kill them with my bare hands and a beater bat.
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| 002. |
[14 Jun 2009|02:37am] |
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[13 Jun 2009|10:12pm] |
{Warded to Angelina, Katie, & Alicia}
How is he? And you lot? Are you at Mungo's? Do you need me to come by with anything? Food? Pillows? Wonderfully distracting entertainment?
I'm sorry I wasn't there. I passed out as soon as I closed up shop last night and slept like a very git-like rock until late this morning.
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